(Insert: Sound of me sucking in my tummy.)
Aw, SO CLOSE!
These next two items are ALSO not for sale, but they ARE available to the public...FOR FREE! Here's how: Lowes Home Improvement holds a once-a-month Build & Grow craft class for kids. The classes are free, as are all of the materials. The Piranhakeet Chomper and Croods Planter projects are scheduled for Saturday, March 23 and Saturday, April 23. While I hate gardening (too much like work), I can think of a MILLION fun ways to annoy my gal, Mishka, with that menacing-looking piranhakeet.