Thursday, October 11, 2012
Want To Win This Autographed Chris Sanders Print?
But only if your name is the name drawn completely at random by an unbiased, unfeeling, uncaring computer that is not easily swayed by the animated gifs, flirty emoticons or an excessive usage of exclamation marks.
To enter, simply join our small band of followers in the lower right-hand side of this blog. Anyone who already a follower is instantly entered.
At 11:59 pm E.S.T. on October 18, I'll paste all of the followers into excel and randomize the list to pick a winner. I'll send the winner an email requesting their name and mailing address, so you must use a real email address if you want to win.
NOTE: THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED.
The fine-print: Too proud to call yourself a "follower"? You can also enter via our Tumblr. Wait -- they call if "following" there, too. So what'll it be: greed or pride? Deadly sins are deadly sins, only in this case, one of 'em might win you a prize. Speaking of said prize, only ONE POSTER will be awarded. If the first person selected cannot be contacted through their email, a second name will be drawn in their place. And so on. Seriously, is any of this really necessary? Haven’t you ever entered a contest before? Why are you even still reading this? Are you hoping for some insider info on a way to better your odds? Maybe some dirt on your favorite celebrity? A confession about the age I was when I first first-based a gal? Stop reading this now! I mean it. I can type for as long as you can read. Do you really want to be found dead at age 89 sitting at your computer reading the teensy-tiny footnote of a crummy contest that ended decades before? You do? Fine, then I’ll keep typing. Still there? I don’t get you. There’s literally MILLIONS of other things that you could be doing right now, yet here you are, belligerently browsing an intentionally eye-straining set of run-on sentences. You’re. STILL. READING! It blows my mind to think that you have this much free time on your hands. Get a hobby. Read a book. Draw Finn and Jake as Jedis or Dr. Who characters or the cast from Big Bang Theory before the 14-year-olds in charge of the internet officially declare that meme dead. Just do something. Anything. I don’t give a poop so long as you’re no longer reading this. Because I’m just about ready to— Hello? Are you still there? You haven’t left, have you? Cuz I thought we were starting to really connect there. Oh, well. You’ll be back. And I’ll be waiting.